The ability to clean

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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Retractable Teeth

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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To call me maybe

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to see John Cena.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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to be shitty

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!