The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to like this power

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!