the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to shape shift into water

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to like this power

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!