the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Being a freemason

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to have a dick in the box

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!