The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the power to see through glass

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Grass eating

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The Power to Combust

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!