The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to instantly die

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!