The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to read your own mind!

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to bleed

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!