The power to control sloths

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!