The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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Find Waldo

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!