The ability to lactate air.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to sweat acid.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!