power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power life like a hermit.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power to be powerless

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!