The power to take away your power.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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Find Waldo

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the power to go on this website

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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Third armpit.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!