The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the power to not finish your

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!