The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to get really mad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!