The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!