The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!