Retractable Teeth

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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captain obvious

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power of asdfgh

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!