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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.
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the power to see the present
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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.
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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus
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The power to change your eyebrows daily
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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.
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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.
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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.
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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.
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the power to turn into a cheerio at will
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Liam Brudenell
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The power to read your own mind!
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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident
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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer
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See through invisible people
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The power to fall up.
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The power to die at will.
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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?
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The power to read your own thoughts.
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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan
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Third armpit.
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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples
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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's
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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!