Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to have a power

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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Grass eating

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to fart mace

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to snore.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!