The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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captain obvious

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!