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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!