the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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the power to smell tastebuds

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!