The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to catch em all

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to pee on command

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!