The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the power of words

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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the power to seduce hats

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!