The power to turn int water when your in water.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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Nipple Radar.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to seduce hats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!