The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!