The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Nipple Radar.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!