The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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mint berry crunch

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!