The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the super power to remove your super power

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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Find Waldo

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to control dodos

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!