the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power to control urine

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The ability to understand women!!

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to see through pastry..

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!