the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!