The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!