The power to murder rocks.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to go through open windows

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to remember th...

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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the power... to read this

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!