The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power of exact change

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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being able to blow up and die

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!