The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Swiss army teeth.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to have a black president

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to murder rocks.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!