The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The Power to Combust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!