The power to die at will.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shit brix

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!