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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!