the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power of asdfgh

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to be bad at everything

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!