The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to have no powers

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to predict the present

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to see into the present

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!