The power to control dodos

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to close your nose

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the ability to die without any control

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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Taekwondo

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!