The power to lose all your limbs

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Retractable Teeth

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!