The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to go through open windows

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!