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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)
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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair
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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.
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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...
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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.
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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.
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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.
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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.
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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second
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The power to have a pointless power.
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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos
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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year
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The ability to identify commonly known objects.
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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.
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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.
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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays
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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.
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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime
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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds
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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.
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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.
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The power to wink with both eyes
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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!