The power to shit in your eye

The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!