the power to die if you think

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the power to be wrong

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to be stupid

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to see into the present

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!