- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sugar a limpet

The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

the power to end sentences with prepositions.

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

the ability to die once you have died

The power to aquire pointless superpowers

the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The power to withstand camel rape.

The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

The power to have no powers!

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

The ability to breathe automatically

The power to make out of thin air

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

Pointless Super Powers