The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to catch em all

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The power of exact change

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the power to not have power

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power of asdfgh

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!