The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to read captchas

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!