the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!