The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to go through open windows

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!