The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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KeemStar

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!