The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to burn ashes

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!