The power to see through thin air

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to go on this website

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to see through water.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to control urine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!