The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to give your wife rights

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to be buried at sea

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to shit brix

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to not have power

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to be HUMAN

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!