The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to lose your power at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!