The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Liam Brudenell

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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Swiss army teeth.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!