the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to die at will

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Lactokinesis

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power... to read this

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!