the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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make youself dumb

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to summon earthworms

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to see the present.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to not have this superpower

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!