The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!