The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power of exact change

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to have no powers!

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power spite flower

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to glow in the light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!