the power to dislike this power

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!