The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to not finish your

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to be really itchy.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!