The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to catch em all

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to pee on command

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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the power to smell tastebuds

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!