The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to be yourself.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the power to vote

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!