The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Lactokinesis

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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captain obvious

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!