The power to change your emotions

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to hate nature

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to like any show

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!