The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to not exist.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to die

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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mint berry crunch

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to understand math.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!