The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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Retractable Teeth

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!