- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn any edible object brown.

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

the power to suck but only when your awesome

The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

to change what time it is 1 time per week

the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The ability to fart inwards.

Pointless Super Powers