The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to be in AA.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to sweat acid.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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Grass eating

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the power to fart mace

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!