The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to shit bricks

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the ability to lick your own anus

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!