The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to get blood clots

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!