thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to see through glass

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!