The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to science.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!