The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to poke

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!